Loretta Ruffle Mini Dress Blue Color:Light Blue Linen you are signaling to people

you are signaling to people that you have a vagina and not a penis

But the truth is

with a straight face

*UPDATED w/SILVER AGLET

Loretta Ruffle Mini Dress Blue Color:Light Blue Linen you are signaling to peopleThis was the exact dress that a prolific Canadian serial killer would wear. He would wear this dress before he would drown swarthy Italian men with overly kempt facial hair in his apartment jacuzzi. He wasnt supposed to have a jacuzzi in his apartment, but he did it anyway. Hundreds of gallons of water just sloshing around on the 38th floor of one of the nicest apartment buildings in downtown Toronto. DETAILS: soft linen blend 20% linen 80% cotton