The Shitty Gift collection for Mothers Day. which shitty gift would you like?:snotty tissue (doesn't include fondu fork) This design features a macabre

This design features a macabre pool of blood gushing from the sleeper's head

A gentle wipe down rather than a rigorous pounding with a scouring pad

Maybe a less aggressive term might be  authoritative

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