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If Mom tries to break the card to stop the sound
Endless Classic Birthday Card with Glitter pregnancy-announcement every hour — a slow-burnThe most elegant birthday card you'll ever weaponize Beautiful script. Clean white card. Tasteful enough to seem like the classy choice on the shelf. The cover reads "Happy Birthday," the inside reads "Forever" and that's the whole tell. Because the moment they open this refined little card, a loud, cheerful "Happy Birthday" song starts playing on a loop and refuses to stop. This was the very first endless card we ever made over a decade ago, the one
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